How many ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?

        All of them.

What do you call an ethiopian with a fur coat?

        Pipe cleaner.

What do you call an ethiopian walking a dog?

        A caterer.

What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth?

        A rake.

Why do they call camels "ships of the desert"?

        Because they are all full of Arab semen.

How do you fit four faggots on a bar stool?

        Turn it upside down.

Why did god invent lesbians?

        So femanists dont breed.